Let's make this birthday one to remember.

45 years old (Born on October 31, 1979)

Happy Birthday, Sabrosa Simão! You're like a fine Portuguese wine—getting smoother with age and always bringing joy to fans everywhere. From your dazzling footwork on the pitch to that legendary goal scoring flair, you've shown us all how soccer is meant to be played.

Your skillful moves are timeless—just like people's jokes about Ronaldo’s hairstyles. May today bring you as much happiness as your goals have brought screams of delight from commentators across the globe! Keep kicking strong and making Portugal proud; after all, legends never retire—they just score fewer hat-tricks.

Parabéns e muita felicidade, campeão!