Let's make this birthday one to remember.

56 years old (Born on February 02, 1969)

Happy Birthday, Sam! I'm not lying (I promise!) when I say your words have saved us countless times from awkward moments and questionable life choices. From the brutally honest wisdom of "No Tattoos Before You're Thirty" to the gritty insight found in "The Lost Boys," your pen has fearlessly explored places most of us only whisper about.

Here's hoping your birthday is as unforgettable—and slightly less controversial—than some of your classic blog posts. Keep being brilliantly blunt, refreshingly funny, and unapologetically Aussie. Cheers to another year filled with laughter, honesty, and continued storytelling magic—you're truly timeless!