Let's make this birthday one to remember.

54 years old (Born on January 07, 1971)

Happy Birthday, Sam Houser! You've spent years crafting virtual worlds where stealing cars and causing chaos is not only acceptable but encouraged. Thanks to your genius behind Grand Theft Auto, millions have learned valuable life lessons—like how traffic laws are merely suggestions and helicopters can be borrowed indefinitely.

Your creativity has revolutionized gaming culture worldwide; GTA V alone broke records faster than a stolen sports car outrunning the cops. May this birthday bring you as much excitement (but fewer wanted stars) as you've given gamers everywhere. Here's hoping today’s celebration involves less mayhem—but hey, no judgment if it doesn't!