Let's make this birthday one to remember.

48 years old (Born on March 19, 1977)

Happy Birthday, Sam Simmons! Another year older and still brilliantly baffling audiences everywhere. From your unforgettable MICF triumphs to that legendary Adelaide Fringe Festival win in 2011—your comedic genius continues to defy logic (and occasionally gravity). May this birthday bring you as much joy as you've brought confusion and laughter into our lives.

Here's hoping the coming year is filled with even more absurd sketches, surreal radio moments, and delightfully awkward pauses only you can master. Keep making us laugh until we cry—and question reality while you're at it. Cheers to another hilarious trip around the sun!