Let's make this birthday one to remember.

80 years old (Born on January 05, 1945)

Happy Birthday, Coach Sam Wyche! You're the only guy who could make a sideline rant legendary and still keep fans smiling. Your innovative no-huddle offense didn't just confuse opponents—it confused referees too!

From your playing days to leading our Bengals all the way to Super Bowl XXIII, you've always been ahead of your time (and occasionally ahead of officials). Thanks for reminding us that football can be strategic yet hilarious—especially when you're mic'd up.

Here's wishing you another year filled with laughter, joy—and fewer penalties from life’s refs. Keep calling audibles; we’re cheering every play!