Let's make this birthday one to remember.

49 years old (Born on December 11, 1975)

Happy Birthday to the incredible Samantha Maloney—drummer extraordinaire, queen of rhythm, and the heartbeat behind legendary bands like Hole and Mötley Crüe! Your beats have rocked stadiums worldwide, proving that drumsticks aren't just for chicken wings. From your electrifying performances with Courtney Love to holding down thunderous rhythms alongside Nikki Sixx and Tommy Lee—you've truly made rock history.

Here's wishing you another year filled with epic solos, unforgettable gigs, endless laughter backstage—and maybe fewer broken drumsticks (though we doubt it!). Keep rocking hard; you're timeless proof that age is just a number—but rhythm lasts forever. Happy birthday!