Let's make this birthday one to remember.

75 years old (Born on April 01, 1950)

Happy Birthday, Justice Samuel Alito! Celebrating another year of sharp opinions and judicial wit. Since your appointment in 2006, you've consistently brought clarity—and occasionally some spirited dissent—to the Supreme Court bench. Your conservative voice has shaped landmark decisions, making you a steadfast figure in American jurisprudence.

Whether it's crafting meticulous arguments or navigating complex constitutional waters with ease, your dedication to justice remains unwavering. Here's hoping this birthday brings fewer briefs and more cake—after all these years on the court, you've certainly earned it!

Wishing you laughter-filled deliberations today; may your gavel swing lightly but wisely as always!