Let's make this birthday one to remember.

46 years old (Born on March 14, 1979)

Happy Birthday to the one and only Santino Marella—the master of comedic wrestling, king of the Cobra strike, and WWE's favorite Italian-Canadian superstar! Whether you were winning championships or hilariously mispronouncing names in your unforgettable promos, you've always kept us laughing. Your legendary Royal Rumble near-win still has fans chanting "I wasn't ready!" years later.

From capturing Intercontinental gold on your debut night (talk about making an entrance!) to becoming Miss WrestleMania—yes, we remember that too—you've given us countless memorable moments. May this birthday be as epic as a perfectly executed Cobra finisher: surprising, hilarious—and absolutely timeless!