43 years old (Born on September 19, 1981)
Happy Birthday, Scott Baker! The pitcher with an arm genetically engineered in a baseball lab. Ever since your debut for the Twins in 2005—a moment rivaled only by mankind landing on the moon—you've kept batters busy guessing whether they should swing or simply hope you'll show mercy.Let's remember that phenomenal year: 15 wins and over 200 innings pitched back in '09—statistics so impressive fans still claim you threw strikes blindfolded just to make it fair. May this birthday deliver more joy than watching confused hitters trying (and failing) desperately against your epic pitches!
Cheers, legend!