Let's make this birthday one to remember.

58 years old (Born on August 15, 1966)

Happy Birthday, Scott Brosius! You're the guy who made clutch hitting look easier than blowing out birthday candles. With three World Series rings shining brighter than Yankee Stadium lights, your legendary MVP performance in 1998 still has pitchers waking up at night screaming your name.

Even though you've hung up those cleats, Yankees fans everywhere remember you fondly—especially Padres pitching staff from '98 (they're probably still recovering). May this year bring as much joy and excitement as that unforgettable October magic. Here's to another trip around the bases of life; may it be filled with laughter and fewer curveballs!