Let's make this birthday one to remember.

71 years old (Born on January 11, 1954)

Happy Birthday, Scott Casey! You're still wrestling with age better than most handle a headlock. From your unforgettable WWF matches to your legendary charisma in the ring, you've always known how to pin down success and charm fans worldwide.

May this birthday bring you as much excitement as stepping into Madison Square Garden once did—minus the body slams, of course! Keep showing life who's boss; after all these years, you're still our favorite champion. Here's hoping today is filled with laughter, joy, and cake piled higher than Andre the Giant's boots. Cheers to another year of greatness!