Let's make this birthday one to remember.

57 years old (Born on October 13, 1967)

Happy Birthday, Scott Cooper! You dazzled Fenway Park in the early '90s with your slick glove and clutch hits, earning back-to-back All-Star nods in '93 and '94. Who could forget those smooth plays at third base or that sweet swing that made Boston fans cheer?

Though it's been a while since you patrolled the hot corner, your legacy remains timeless—just like our jokes about the Red Sox bullpen. Here's hoping your birthday is filled with more hits than errors, fewer candles than innings played, and enough cake to make even Wade Boggs jealous. Cheers to another all-star year ahead!