Let's make this birthday one to remember.

44 years old (Born on May 25, 1980)

Happy birthday, Scott Hairston! Wishing a legendary slugger who proudly terrorized left-handed pitching all the best. From your debut with the Arizona Diamondbacks in 2004 to countless clutch hits afterward, you've made hitting lefties look like taking candy from a baby—assuming that baby throws curveballs.

The fans still reminisce about those glorious home runs and unstoppable swings you unleashed during crunch time. It's clear: no southpaw pitcher was ever safe when you stepped up to bat! On your special day, may life continue pitching easy fastballs right in your favorite sweet spot.

Enjoy every moment—you've certainly earned it!