Let's make this birthday one to remember.

55 years old (Born on December 14, 1969)

Happy Birthday, Scott Hatteberg! You’ve turned another year older, but no worries—you're still the MVP of clutch hits that made everyone rethink how to celebrate "walking-off." Here's hoping today brings you enough joy and laughs to rival your legendary Moneyball homerun that once shook Oakland.

We raise a toast (and perhaps even a ceremonial pair of catching mitts) to one versatile Red Sox catcher whose bat proved more famous with the Athletics' faithful. Wishing you great health, happiness, and limitless reruns of Brad Pitt channeling Billy Beane just so we never forget the genius behind celebrating walks on-base. Cheers!