Let's make this birthday one to remember.

36 years old (Born on May 27, 1988)

Happy Birthday, Scott Loach! From your dazzling debut with Watford back in 2006 to those thrilling saves for England's under-21 squad between 2009 and 2011, you've always been a keeper worth celebrating. Your gloves have seen more action than most superheroes' capes!

Here's hoping this year brings you as much joy as the countless times you've denied strikers their glory moments. May your reflexes stay sharp, your dives remain graceful (and injury-free!), and may every birthday cake slice be easier to handle than a slippery football on match day. Cheers to another fantastic year guarding life's goalposts—happy birthday!