Let's make this birthday one to remember.

37 years old (Born on September 02, 1987)

Happy Birthday, Scott Moir! May your day glide along smoother than your legendary ice dances and sparkle brighter than all those Olympic medals (seriously though, do you even have space for them all?). From stunning the world at PyeongChang with that unforgettable Moulin Rouge free dance to making figure skating look effortlessly cool alongside Tessa Virtue—your routines still set standards we mortals barely hope to match.

Here's wishing you another year as graceful as those elegant twizzles and spins. Just promise you'll keep dazzling us off-ice too; after all, we've yet to recover from the sheer awesomeness of Team Canada's gold-medal celebrations. Cheers to a champion who proves age is just a number—but humor? Timeless!