Let's make this birthday one to remember.

58 years old (Born on August 21, 1967)

Happy Birthday, Serj Tankian! May your day be filled with more surprises than the sudden tempo changes in "Chop Suey!" and as much energy as you bring to every stage. Your voice has been waking up generations better than any alarm clock ever could—though we're still trying to figure out exactly why angels deserve to die.

From electrifying performances with System of a Down that defined an era, to your fearless solo projects advocating for justice and peace, you've proven you're not just another rockstar; you're our favorite musical philosopher. Here's hoping this birthday rocks harder than Daron's guitar solos!