Let's make this birthday one to remember.

38 years old (Born on January 28, 1987)

Happy Birthday, Seth Sinovic! From your early days with the New England Revolution to becoming a rock-solid defender for Sporting Kansas City, you've always known how to keep attackers guessing—and fans cheering. Your defensive skills are legendary; rumor has it forwards still wake up in cold sweats remembering your tackles.

Here's hoping your birthday is as epic as that unforgettable 2013 MLS Cup victory—minus the freezing temperatures and penalty shootout stress! May you continue defending birthdays from boredom and scoring laughs off the pitch. Cheers to another year of greatness, Seth—you're truly one defender who never gets old!