Let's make this birthday one to remember.

56 years old (Born on April 11, 1969)

Happy Birthday, Shane Collins! You tackled life head-on just like you did quarterbacks during your NFL days with the Washington Redskins. Though your time on the field from 1992 to 1994 was brief, your relentless spirit and determination left a lasting impression—much like those bruises you handed out to opposing offenses!

Today we celebrate not only your past achievements but also the timeless legacy of grit and humor you've carried forward. May this birthday be filled with laughter, joy, and fewer tackles (unless it's tackling cake). Cheers to another year of greatness—you're still our favorite defensive end!