Let's make this birthday one to remember.

42 years old (Born on August 13, 1982)

Happy Birthday, Shani Davis! You're still skating circles around the rest of us—even if we're just trying to keep up with your legendary Olympic feats. Winning gold in the 1000-meter and silver in the 1500-meter races at Turin in 2006 was impressive enough; repeating both medals again four years later in Vancouver? Now that's just showing off!

Here's hoping this birthday brings you as much joy and excitement as speeding past competitors on ice. May your celebrations be swift, smooth, and medal-worthy—just like every lap you've ever skated. Keep gliding gracefully through life—you've earned it!