Let's make this birthday one to remember.

44 years old (Born on October 25, 1981)

Happy birthday, Shaun Wright-Phillips! May you zip past each candle quicker than you raced down the wing for Queens Park Rangers. Your lightning-fast sprints and clever footwork always left defenders dizzy—some are probably still catching their breath!

From your unforgettable goal celebrations to those sensational assists that ignited Loftus Road, you've provided moments fans will cherish forever. Today, may your moves on the dance floor rival those epic bursts down QPR's flank.

Enjoy your special day, Shaun—just don't sprint too fast through it; after all these years of dazzling us with speed and grace, you've earned some leisurely cake time!