Let's make this birthday one to remember.

55 years old (Born on September 24, 1969)

Happy Birthday to Slipknot's legendary percussionist and everyone's favorite clown, Shawn Crahan! You've spent decades banging kegs, terrifying parents, and redefining what it means to rock a jumpsuit. Whether you're igniting stages worldwide or orchestrating chaos behind your iconic mask (#6 forever!), you've proven that clowns aren't just for birthday parties—they're also masters of metal mayhem.

From Grammy-winning albums like "We Are Not Your Kind" to unforgettable live performances filled with pyrotechnics and pure madness, your creativity continues to inspire us all. Here's hoping this year brings you even more epic drum solos—and fewer pies in the face. Keep clowning around; we wouldn't have it any other way!