Let's make this birthday one to remember.

53 years old (Born on November 10, 1972)

Happy Birthday, Shawn Green! Another year older and we still haven't figured out how you managed to belt four home runs in a single game—seriously, was there some hidden superhero serum involved? You're proof that birthdays are just like baseball: the numbers go up, but greatness stays timeless.

From your memorable 49 homers in one season with the Dodgers to your smooth swing making pitchers sweat, you've always made baseball feel effortless. Wishing you another fantastic trip around life's bases filled with laughter and joy—and hey, maybe fewer curveballs this time around. Keep swinging for those fences, Shawn!