Let's make this birthday one to remember.

34 years old (Born on November 24, 1990)

Happy Birthday, Shawn Sloan! From your dazzling debut with the Columbus Crew in 2013 to every midfield masterpiece you've delivered since, you've always known how to keep fans on their toes. Your footwork is smoother than birthday cake frosting and your passes more precise than candles perfectly placed atop a celebratory dessert.

Here's wishing you another year filled with goals—both on and off the pitch—and plenty of laughs along the way. May this birthday be as memorable as that first MLS match when you stepped onto the field and instantly became everyone's favorite midfielder. Cheers to many more victories ahead!