Let's make this birthday one to remember.

54 years old (Born on July 21, 1970)

Happy Birthday to Shawn Stasiak—wrestling's beloved master of mayhem and muscle! Whether as the formidable force in WCW or trading blows under WWE (formerly WWF), you've body-slammed memories into countless fans. From capturing championship gold as a three-time WCW World Tag Team Champion, you proved yourself time and again—even if some ringside egos still feel bruised today.

But let's face it: no one made hitting opponents look both graceful *and* comical quite like Planet Stasiak himself. On your birthday, celebrate those legendary tag-team triumphs—and here's hoping this year grants even fewer bumps but double the laughs!