Let's make this birthday one to remember.

47 years old (Born on December 09, 1977)

Happy Birthday, Shayne Graham! You're the only journeyman kicker who could probably navigate NFL stadiums blindfolded. After all those teams and cities you've kicked for, your GPS must be exhausted!

But seriously—your seven seasons with Cincinnati were legendary; Bengals fans still reminisce about every clutch kick you nailed through uprights (and maybe a few heart-stopping misses). Setting franchise records isn't easy—but neither is keeping track of how many jerseys hang in your closet.

Here's to another year filled with laughter, success—and hopefully fewer moving trucks. May life always give you perfect snaps and windless kicks!