Let's make this birthday one to remember.

38 years old (Born on June 24, 1986)

Happy Birthday, Shea Salinas! You're the only winger we know who's faster than a California earthquake and more reliable than Bay Area traffic. From your early days sprinting down the sidelines in San Jose, to your adventures with Philadelphia Union and Vancouver Whitecaps FC, you've always kept defenders guessing—and fans cheering.

Your return to the Earthquakes in 2012 was like a perfect sequel: even better than the original. Thanks for all those clutch assists, thrilling goals, and unforgettable moments that made Avaya Stadium roar. Here's hoping your birthday is as legendary as your runs down the wing—fast-paced, exciting, and impossible to forget!