Let's make this birthday one to remember.

34 years old (Born on November 29, 1990)

Happy Birthday, Sheldon Richardson! From your explosive NFL debut with the Jets in 2013 to bulldozing offensive lines like they're made of cardboard, you've always tackled life head-on—literally. Your relentless energy and fierce determination have left quarterbacks trembling and fans cheering.

Whether it's sacking opponents or making game-changing plays, you’ve consistently proven you're a defensive force who ages finer than vintage cheese (but thankfully smells better). Here's hoping this birthday brings as much joy as watching you dominate on Sundays. Keep crushing it out there—just maybe go easy on the cake; we need that speed intact!