Let's make this birthday one to remember.

48 years old (Born on July 13, 1976)

Happy birthday to the hockey legend himself, Sheldon Souray! Your slapshot was so powerful that goalies saw it coming and still considered early retirement. Each time you stepped on ice, refs probably double-checked your stick for rocket fuel!

From unleashing cannon-like shots with Montreal Canadiens to becoming an All-Star sensation—that formidable defense gave opponents wobbling knees (and bruises they'll never forget). While fans fondly remember those epic power-play goals in Edmonton or Anaheim's playoff thrillers—no boards were safe from your thunderous hits.

Here's wishing you more joy than a goalie’s face when they realize you're finally retired. Keep slaying birthdays like pucks!