Let's make this birthday one to remember.

70 years old (Born on September 21, 1954)

Happy Birthday, Shinzo Abe! From Chief Cabinet Secretary to Japan's longest-serving Prime Minister, you've navigated politics with the grace of a sushi chef—precise, skillful, and always ready for seconds. Your economic policies ("Abenomics") have become as famous as karaoke nights in Tokyo; bold moves that kept everyone singing your praises.

Your diplomatic charm has been legendary too—whether hosting global summits or confidently handling international relations like an expert sumo wrestler balancing opponents gracefully out of the ring. May this birthday bring you joy brighter than neon lights in Shibuya and laughter louder than tourists attempting Japanese pronunciation!

Cheers!