Let's make this birthday one to remember.

71 years old (Born on February 24, 1954)

Happy Birthday, Sid Meier! You've conquered civilizations, sailed pirate-infested seas, and even colonized distant planets—all without leaving your desk chair. Your legendary games have taught us history better than any textbook ever could (and made procrastination feel educational). Thanks to you, millions of gamers proudly declare they've "just one more turn" their way into sleepless nights.

Your countless accolades prove you're the ultimate game designer—winning awards as effortlessly as Gandhi declares war in Civilization. May this birthday level-up bring endless happiness and zero glitches. Here's hoping your cake is deliciously bug-free; after all these years crafting masterpieces for players worldwide—you've earned it!