Let's make this birthday one to remember.

76 years old (Born on November 06, 1948)

Happy Birthday, Sidney Blumenthal! From navigating the corridors of power as President Clinton's trusted aide to your insightful journalism that keeps us all informed (and entertained), you've certainly mastered the art of political multitasking. Your ability to juggle policy briefings and press inquiries with grace—and perhaps a dash of humor—remains legendary.

Here's hoping your birthday is filled with fewer memos and more cake slices. May you continue enlightening us with sharp analysis, witty commentary, and those behind-the-scenes anecdotes we secretly crave. Cheers to another year ahead that's as intriguing as your storied career—minus any subpoenas or late-night phone calls from politicians!