Let's make this birthday one to remember.

36 years old (Born on January 28, 1989)

Happy Birthday, Siem de Jong! You're the only attacking midfielder we know who can score 57 goals in 168 matches for Ajax and still look humble about it. From your dazzling debut with the Dutch national team in 2010 to making defenders dizzy at Newcastle United, you've always had a knack for finding the net—and our hearts.

May your birthday be filled with more joy than scoring against Feyenoord and sweeter memories than lifting Eredivisie trophies. Keep dribbling through life gracefully—just like you did past countless opponents on matchdays. Cheers to another year of legendary moments both on and off the pitch!