Let's make this birthday one to remember.

42 years old (Born on April 14, 1983)

Happy Birthday, Simon Burnett! You're still making waves faster than anyone can say "freestyle champion." Who could forget your incredible splash at the 2006 Commonwealth Games—snagging gold in both the thrilling 100-meter freestyle and anchoring that unstoppable British relay team to victory? Clearly, chlorine runs through your veins!

As you celebrate another lap around life's pool today, remember: age is just a number—but medals are forever. May this year bring more laughter (and fewer early morning swim practices). Keep swimming strong; you're proof that champions don't get older—they simply become legendary. Cheers to many victorious birthdays ahead!