Let's make this birthday one to remember.

57 years old (Born on March 10, 1968)

Happy Birthday, Simon Culhane! The legendary fly-half who once scored a staggering 45 points in a single World Cup match against Japan—still making rugby statisticians scratch their heads. Rumor has it that scoreboard operators still tremble at the mention of your name!

From proudly donning the All Blacks jersey to thrilling fans with your Highlanders heroics, you've left an unforgettable mark on New Zealand rugby history. May your birthday celebrations be as accurate and impressive as those pinpoint kicks you effortlessly slotted between the posts.

Cheers to another year of sidestepping age gracefully—just like defenders back in '95!