Let's make this birthday one to remember.

66 years old (Born on November 23, 1959)

Happy Birthday, Simon Garner! Blackburn Rovers' legendary goal-scoring machine—168 goals is no small feat. Rumor has it that goalkeepers still wake up in cold sweats remembering your unstoppable strikes!

Your legacy at Ewood Park remains unmatched; defenders everywhere are relieved you're now celebrating birthdays instead of hat-tricks. May your day be filled with laughter, joy, and fewer offsides than usual. Here's to the man whose scoring record ages better than fine wine—cheers to another year of greatness both on and off the pitch!