Let's make this birthday one to remember.

44 years old (Born on May 16, 1980)

Happy Birthday, Simon Gerrans! You're the only cyclist we know who can claim to have conquered Australia's roads more times than most of us have changed bike tires. Winning the Tour Down Under three times? Clearly, you took "Down Under" literally and left everyone else upside down in your dust.

And let's not forget those epic Australian National Road Race victories in 2012 and 2014—proving once again that when it comes to cycling glory on home soil, you're truly unbeatable. May your birthday be filled with fewer hills than Adelaide's stages—and cake slices bigger than any podium trophy!