Let's make this birthday one to remember.

88 years old (Born on October 21, 1936)

Happy Birthday, Simon Gray! May your day be filled with more drama than a performance of "Cell Mates," but hopefully fewer unexpected exits. Your forty original stage plays have kept audiences laughing, pondering and occasionally scratching their heads—truly the hallmark of theatrical genius.

From novels to stages, you've proven that words are indeed mightier (and funnier) than swords. Here's hoping this birthday brings you as much applause and acclaim as opening night—but without any critics lurking in the wings!

Cheers to another year full of wit sharper than ever—and may your next act always outshine the last!