Let's make this birthday one to remember.

60 years old (Born on September 24, 1964)

Happy Birthday, Simon Jordan! May your day be filled with more excitement than a Crystal Palace promotion match and fewer headaches than negotiating player contracts. Your fearless leadership and sharp wit have made you as legendary off the pitch as any striker on it.

From navigating boardroom battles to passionately defending your club's honor, you've shown us all how business acumen meets football fanaticism. Here's hoping this year brings you even greater success—perhaps another memorable radio rant or insightful commentary that leaves rivals speechless!

Cheers to many more years of bold decisions, unforgettable moments, and keeping everyone entertained along the way!