Let's make this birthday one to remember.

36 years old (Born on March 26, 1989)

Happy Birthday, Simon Kjaer! From your early days at Midtjylland to bossing defenses at Palermo and Wolfsburg, you've tackled strikers with style—and occasionally scared them into retirement. Your leadership on the pitch is legendary; rumor has it attackers still have nightmares about facing you.

But beyond tackles and headers, your heroic quick-thinking during Euro 2020 showed you're not just a defender—you're Denmark's real-life superhero. May this birthday bring fewer yellow cards and more clean sheets. Keep aging like fine wine (or Italian espresso), because defenders never get old—they just become legends!

Cheers to another year of greatness!