Let's make this birthday one to remember.

54 years old (Born on February 12, 1971)

Happy birthday Simon Lessing, the triathlon titan who made splashing about look effortless and left competitors gasping on dry land! Four-time ITU World Champion from 1992 to 1998? Clearly you were just flaunting your versatility. Rumor has it dolphins even watched footage of you swimming for tips.

Your domination in the '90s still makes ordinary mortals gasp (mostly out of exhaustion by proxy). From record-breaking laps around bike courses that would leave mere humans dizzy, to sprint finishes that turned rivals into dot-sized specks—age clearly hasn’t slowed down those superhero moves yet. Keep kicking milestones like transition cones; legends never retire—they merely taper gently toward immortality!