Let's make this birthday one to remember.

34 years old (Born on April 12, 1990)

Happy Birthday, Simon Thomas! You're the only goalkeeper we know who can dive gracefully into action and still keep your hair perfectly styled. Ever since you kicked off your MLS journey with Vancouver Whitecaps FC in 2013, you've been making saves that even superheroes envy.

From spectacular stops to fearless dives between the posts, you've given fans countless reasons to cheer—and opposing strikers plenty of headaches. Here's hoping this birthday brings fewer penalty kicks and more cake slices—because let's face it: no one guards a goal (or dessert table) quite like you do!

Enjoy your day, legend!