Let's make this birthday one to remember.

67 years old (Born on November 09, 1957)

Happy Birthday, Skip Hollandsworth! May your day be as delightfully quirky and memorable as Bernie Tiede himself. Your storytelling brilliance in "Bernie" gave us laughter, intrigue, and a newfound appreciation for small-town Texas charm—though we promise not to hide any birthday cake behind the frozen peas.

From captivating readers at Texas Monthly with tales that blend humor and humanity to crafting screenplays that linger long after credits roll—you've mastered it all. Here's hoping this year brings you even more fascinating stories (and fewer eccentric funeral directors). Cheers to another chapter filled with wit, wisdom—and plenty of good barbecue!