Let's make this birthday one to remember.

58 years old (Born on November 27, 1966)

Happy birthday to the legendary and endlessly fierce Slymenstra Hymen! May your day be as electrifying as when you bravely showered audiences in sparks, captivated them by breathing fire over astonished heads, or mercilessly conquered stages in metal spikes. Few could energize (and occasionally terrify) fans with such humor and gusto.

Your relentless presence on stage has proven that heavy metal isn't just music, it's an explosive art form—literally! Congratulations on continuing to melt faces while gracefully side-stepping aging altogether. Here's hoping this year brings even more badass shows, unforgettable moments of glory…and plenty of flame-retardant clothing. Rock forever!