35 years old (Born on November 07, 1989)
Happy birthday, Sonny Gray—the baseball wizard whose fastball defies physics, and whose curveball leaves batters questioning all life choices! Since your dazzling MLB debut with Oakland Athletics in 2013, hitters have helplessly tried (and mostly failed) to decipher your sneaky tricks. With a career start boasting that sweet 2.67 ERA, you quickly showed the world one truth: not every sunny day is good news for batters!May this year deliver even more strikeouts than candles on your cake—and fewer earned runs than wrinkles appearing around our eyes. Keep spinning those legendary curves; you're making age just another powerless batter caught looking silly!