Let's make this birthday one to remember.

90 years old (Born on August 23, 1934)

Happy Birthday, Sonny Jurgensen! You threw footballs farther than most of us can drive our cars—over 32,000 yards in your legendary career. With five Pro Bowls and leading the NFL in passing yards five times, you made defenses look as confused as someone trying to fold a fitted sheet.

Whether dazzling fans with pinpoint passes for the Eagles or Redskins (now Commanders), your arm was timelessly golden. Even today we suspect you'd still out-throw half these young quarterbacks without spilling a drop from that celebratory birthday beverage!

Cheers to another year of greatness—and may all your candles be easier blown out than defensive coverages!