Let's make this birthday one to remember.

83 years old (Born on June 05, 1941)

Happy Birthday, Spalding! May your life continue to be as captivating and delightfully neurotic as one of your legendary monologues. Whether you're swimming back from Cambodia or courageously dissecting life's absurdities on stage in "Monster in a Box," you've entertained us all with wit that's sharper than Gray's Anatomy—yours, not the medical textbook.

Here's wishing you another year filled with pauses pregnant enough to make audiences lean forward eagerly—and stories extraordinary enough that only someone named 'Spalding Rockwell Gray' could do justice. Keep mesmerizing crowds (and yourself) by unboxing more hilarious existential crises: Your baffling yet brilliant adventures never get old!