Let's make this birthday one to remember.

57 years old (Born on December 06, 1967)

Happy Birthday, Sparky Marcus! From your unforgettable antics in "The Bad News Bears," you've always had a knack for stealing scenes and hearts alike. Who knew that playing baseball badly could make someone so beloved? Your comedic timing remains unmatched—proving once again that laughter truly is timeless.

Here's hoping this year brings you as much joy as the countless smiles you've given us over the years. May your birthday be filled with more hits than misses (unlike those lovable Bears), and may every candle on your cake represent another hilarious memory made. Keep swinging for the fences, Sparky!