Let's make this birthday one to remember.

77 years old (Born on December 28, 1947)

Happy Birthday, Spencer Bachus! Celebrating another year of wisdom and wit—after all those years navigating Congress from 1993 to 2014, you've certainly earned the right to relax. Your legendary ability to balance budgets was only rivaled by your skill at balancing birthday cake slices!

From representing Alabama's proud sixth district with dedication for over two decades, you proved that politics can indeed have a sense of humor (and patience). May this special day bring as much joy as when constituents finally pronounced "Bachus" correctly on their first try.

Here's wishing you continued success—and fewer debates about frosting distribution!