Let's make this birthday one to remember.

38 years old (Born on July 14, 1986)

Happy Birthday to everyone's favorite pineapple-dwelling friend, SpongeBob SquarePants! Who could forget your epic jellyfishing escapades, legendary bubble-blowing techniques, and unbeatable Krabby Patty-flipping records? Your relentless optimism has taught us all to laugh louder, be sillier and occasionally annoy our neighbors with uncontrollable giggles.

Recently, your cooking skills gained fresh acclaim—seriously buddy, Gordon Ramsay might have nightmares about you running the kitchens of Bikini Bottom! Through every adventure under the sea (and even above it), you've kept the laughs coming while proving that smiling wider than a plankton prank is life's true secret formula. Happy Birthday—you nautical nonsense legend!